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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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...Beeing yourself isn't good enough...
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"Drink from me and live forever."
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"What is it about the moonlight that draws my purpose in? The moonlight? The perfect beauty? I would give up my tortured spirit to know."
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"People who risk nothing, have nothing, do nothing, are nothing."
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Currently manned by ~RyuRaven
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...Beeing yourself isn't good enough...
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Currently manned by ~RyuRaven
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I made you a sandwich, but you're way over there. I tried feeding it to the monitor, but your picture was all, "No. I'm not HUNGRY right now. –~THCA
People willing to let me wrap them in bubble wrap and duct tape and throw them down the stairs: 0
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